The Bartender and the Thief The Stereophonics

Performance and Cocktails
   From the album Performance and Cocktails
   Written by Kelly Jones
   Played in the key of F Major
   At a tempo of 162 bpm
   Featuring Mark on vocals

When you think about it, he's watching every word your saying, day in
And when she's sussed you out, he calls her up and out she comes and hustles us
Long digging, gone fishing, love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

He watched the lesbian talk she kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust crushed
He couldn't make the call his eyes were gripped on licking tongues enough's enough, failed for once
Long digging gone fishing love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Long digging gone fishing love drinking

The bartender and the thief are lovers
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
Met in a church a night to remember
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

Saved what they stole to meet at the alter
Place where they first set eyes on each other
Flew to the sun to start life all over
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals