Girl All the Bad Guys Want Bowling for Soup
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she
walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing (Ah ah ah)
She doesn't notice me
(Cause she is watchin' wrestling)
Creamin' over tough guys
(Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes)
It's like a bad
movie
She is
lookin' through me
If you were
me, then you'd be
Screamin'
someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl
all the bad guys want
'Cause she's the
girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing (Ah ah ah)
She'll never notice me
(Cause she is watchin' wrestling)
Creamin' over tough guys
(Listenin' to rap metal)
Turntables in her eyes
(She likes 'em with a mustache)
Racetrack season pass
(Drivin' in a Trans-Am)
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl
all the bad guys want
She's the girl
all the bad guys want
'Cause she's
the girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's
the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked
(Now I am watchin' wrestling)
Tryin' to be a tough guy
(Listenin' to rap metal)
Turntables in my eyes
(I can't grow a mustache)
And I ain't got no season pass
(All I got's a moped) ... moped... moped...
She is lookin' through
me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin'
someone shoot me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl
all the bad guys want
She's the
girl all the bad guys want
'Cause she's
the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all
the bad guys want
'Cause she's
the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all
the bad guys want
'Cause she's
the girl all the bad guys want